Friday, April 25, 2014

My Top Six Retro Commercials!

Gentle Reader,

Okay, admit it.  Don't we all really love retro commercials?  Especially ones that we remember from our childhoods?  Don't we all have jingles in our heads for products that were discontinued 20 years ago?  Well, maybe it's just me, but even if so, I'm dragging you all down the rabbit hole of retro madness by presenting my top six super old commercials.  These are all commercials that I remember from my childhood, ranked in order of the total nostalgia points that they rack up with me.

Cherry 7-Up, circa 1988
I posted this one here before.  I hate cherry soda but I'm in love with her eyebrows.

Dimension Shampoo, circa 1985
It's Courtney Cox!  Now remember, girls... Dimension!  That's all you gotta do!

Jordache Jeans, circa 1978
Little bits of the 70's held on until around the time I went to kindergarten.


Whatchamacallit, circa 1987
This still runs in my head whenever I eat a delicious Whatchamacallit.

Miller Lite, circa 1992
This blew my mind at the time.  Still an amazing commercial IMHO!

Stetson, circa 1990
My favorite commercial of all time.  I hoped for years they'd bring it back!

All right, all right, that's enough for now.  But, feel free to share your own favorites if ya got 'em!!!

Ever Yours,
Fauntleroy

Where I've been...

If you follow this blog then you know that I try to keep it updated every month.  So, where was I in April?  Well, to make a long story short, I am up for what might be the job of a lifetime.  It's been round after round of interviews and tests and now I'm in the final round.  It is my impression that I'm the odds-on favorite although the decision has not yet been made.

The interview process has largely consisted of the creation and delivery of presentations to senior executives regarding hypothetical incentive programs for employees.  I've had to develop these programs, document every step of how I would manage them, and then give a first-class presentation to senior management.  It's been quite stressful and time consuming so all of my other projects are totally on hold for the moment.  So... if you haven't heard from me and are still waiting on things... this is why!

Anyway, I'm hoping that I'll have an answer on all of this within the next 5-10 days.  Wish me luck...!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Playable Golbez Edition let's play!


Check it out!  You know you want to...

Hopefully Magrail1982 will hang in there long enough to get to the new content.  :)  Not too much new stuff in the opening stages.  (It gets better, I swear!)

Monday, March 31, 2014

In the mood for a short story?

Read this.

"Descending" by Thomas Disch

One of my all-time faves.  Just found a copy online.

It's quite short and a total trip.  Let me know if you read it!

Monday, March 24, 2014

DOWNLOAD - Final Fantasy IV: Golbez Edition Hack v2.0

Gentle Reader,


Version 2.0 of the Playable Golbez Edition hack is now available!

New to this release:
  • New battle commands for Golbez
  • Refinement to other commands, including Tears and Regen
  • Completely reworked "who can equip what" tables
  • Special surprise at the end of the Sylvan Cave!

Click here to download:

Golbez Edition Hack version 2.1 download (Updated 10/1/14)

Romhacking.net article

Thanks!

Ever Yours,
Fauntleroy

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Shakespears Sister

Goodbye Cruel World
Artist:  Shakespears Sister
Album:  Hormonally Yours
Label:  London Records
Release:  1991

Stay
Artist:  Shakespears Sister
Album:  Hormonally Yours
Label:  London Records
Release:  1992

 
I Don't Care
Artist:  Shakespears Sister
Album:  Hormonally Yours
Label:  London Records
Release:  1993

Sunday, March 2, 2014

ROM hack discussion!

Gentle Reader,

Happy March, everyone!  Just wanted to give a quick update on my ROM hacks and related projects.

First, I am still working on the next release of the Playable Golbez Edition hack, and I still expect it to be out some time in March.  Updates in this release will include:  new commands and abilities for Golbez, repairs to a few minor glitches, a total revamp of who can use what equipment (it never made sense that Golbez could use claws but not rods), and a new optional mini-boss who drops an incredibly cool item.

Secondly, I'm also working on a new version of the General Leo Edition hack that was prompted by the let's plays done by Magrail1982 and BohepansTheThird.  Watching these playthroughs alerted me to the existence of various minor bugs, but also gave me ideas on additional ways to improve the hack.  I'd watch for this update within the next few months.

Lastly, I'm also working on the next release of the Phantasy Star II Modernization hack, and I would expect that release some time this summer.

And, just for the sake of completion, I'll also mention my Kain Unhelmted mini-hack.  :)

I really enjoy doing hacks and so sometimes I get to thinking about what other hacks I could potentially tackle in the future.  (Any requests...?)

I've already mentioned my concept for a General Beatrix Edition, but I think it will be a few years yet before the hacking tools are available to make that kind of project realistic.

Another idea I had was for a Playable Gilgamesh Edition of Final Fantasy V, where Gilgamesh would be the final team member, rather than Krile.  The two obstacles to this are:  a relative lack of hacking documents and tools compared to games like IV and VI, but even more importantly, the herculean task of drawing all of those damn battle sprites from scratch.  I mean, that would be a real nightmare, and I just don't know if I'm up to it.

My other dream project would be to take Dragon Warrior III for the NES and convert it into an upgraded Dragon Warrior II.  I know that a lot of people hate on Dragon Warrior II, and I get that, because in many respects it is the weakest entry in the series.  But, it was the first RPG that I ever became completely obsessed with, and I would love to reimagine it.  The advantage of using III as the base is that it would allow me to have way more spells and items, way more monsters with more sophisticated AI, a day-night cycle, a larger world with more towns and dungeons, and finally, and most importantly... the ability to have more than three party members, as well as a means of easily changing the party lineup.  I really get excited when I think about this project so maybe I'll tackle it one day.  I should at least write up a post talking about what I would put into such a hack.

Anyway, thanks for listening, and I'll see y'all around!

Ever Yours,
Fauntleroy