Showing posts with label mst3k. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mst3k. Show all posts

Monday, December 31, 2012

Looking Average, Feeling... Great (???)


OMG how many times have I felt like this???  I've lost count.

Well anyway, Happy New Year!

Friday, October 12, 2012

Hobgoblinsss!


This is the best episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, in my personal opinion.

The movie itself is just sooo bad that you can hardly believe it.  The host segments are wonderful, especially the first one, which turns the adorable knob up to eleven.  And the hobgoblins themselves, which are apparently supposed to be scary, are actually pretty adorable themselves, and completely impossible to take seriously.

Yes, I would have a hobgoblin as a pet. I admit it!  They're just too naughty!

 

Monday, July 2, 2012

I heart Torgo



Torgo appears to be saying, "My... boDY is... reaDY... MastER."

He must have heard about Anderson Cooper coming out.

Honestly I feel sad for you if you don't know who (or rather what) Torgo is.  Seriously, look it up or something, sheesh.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Subtext


Sometimes my life is uncannily similar to the infamous1959 stink-fest "The Girl in Lovers Lane," except without the witty Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary.

I've probably never had more going for me or enjoyed more support.  Or felt more alone.

That was today.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Attractiveness Self-Check

I would never dream of being...
 ...but have ocassional delusions of being...
...though I would be more than happy being...
 ...and often think I am actually being...
 ...though in my heart of hearts, I am truly being...

Friday, March 16, 2012

Dear MST3K

Dear Mystery Science Theater 3000,


I still love you.

Ever Yours,
Fauntleroy